I must have been dozing again, dangit. Great, now I can't find my watch. Might as well saunter outside. It sure is cold tonight, I wish I would have put on a jacket. Hey look a dog! "Hey little fella you seem lost. Wanna walk with me for a while?" I can't even keep track of my own life, the last thing I need is a mangey terrier. Stupid dog eyes. Wanna frankfurter? "Gimme two, Joe. One usual and one without onions, onions aren't good for dogs you know". Here you go buddy. Wow, you must be starvin, you need some dogfood. I wonder if Mr Johnson will let me keep a dog? I could use the companionship, Lord knows I don't need a woman in my life. Here's the park, now all we have to do is sit and wait, Buddy. Here comes one now, "Hey mister you got the time?" "Sure it's eleven fifteen." "How about the watch and wallet?" I always love the look on their faces when you pull the knife on em. Oh Hell! "Hey man I'm sorry I wasn't gonna do nothin I swear! Just please don't shoot!"


Stupid two-bit mugger, nobody will miss him. Hey look it's a little dog. "Wanna walk with me a while, pooch?"